'I’m the OG Funkita one piece that has been around since day dot and without bragging, continue to remain the most popular style.

With fabric panels across the back I’ll make you feel secure and supported across the bust and shoulders.

My double bind straps over the shoulders provide added comfort and support while swimming.

I’ll provide you with a nice, modest rear coverage to keep your peaches snug while swimming along.

I’ve got additional front lining and superior construction to be your perfect training companion for years to come.

Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology! The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics. Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.

With our broadcasting division expanding globally we are taking on the big boys with our new live streaming channel. Our viewers can choose one of our unsuspecting customers to follow around all day via cameras installed in our swimwear. If anyone finds out what we are doing we intend to completely deny knowledge of the incident and promise to do better in the future.'